My brother-in-law is a Shriner, and he buys us tickets to the Shriners Circus every year. This year, we packed ourselves and the next door neighbors, and went to see the show.
About halfway through, one of the clowns came by, selling "Clown of the Year" pins as a fundraiser for the local Shriner's Hospital. I would have bought one myself, but I was down to 2 dollars from all of the Cokes, Nachos, and cotton candy I bought for
myself the kids. While he's turned to me, Little Miss sneaks up on his other side.
Clown: "Would you like to buy a Clown of the Year pin? It's only 4 dollars."
Me: "No thank you"
*clown turns, face to face with Little Miss*
Little Miss: "I'd like 4 dollars."
Clown: *dramatic pause* She doesn't miss much, does she?
It took me 5 minutes to quit laughing.